CPP's Funniest Quotes

by **AlterBlade** on Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:30 am

iElmo failed to update the thread, so I am now in control of it. Also, I am keeping this thread locked because everyone missuses the thread just to spam and get their post count up. What do I mean by this? Just about everyone who posts in this thread usually tries to get in the list by going half-arsed. You need to make an actual funny post somewhere else to get in, otherwise you will not be added.

If you have a quote that you would like to have added, PM me or drop a message in my profile. I will also be adding to this myself.

Last Updated: 3/16/10

CPP's Funniest Quotes

Cj wrote:

Ace wrote:I remember because Cj let me keep meh credits

Repeat that again.

~Yoda~ wrote:Running around club penguin screaming Attack of the llamas Ahahhha

Demented Duck wrote:20 credits added back to you. Problem solved.
HAPPY UNICORNS AND HIPPOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

Demented Duck wrote:
JazzDawg wrote:Our phones are rivals now; WE aren't rivals, just our phones.

FILTH AND LIES.

Chargers wrote:What do you mean by "do it"?

tomboymadi7 wrote:pee in my bed sicko

Demented Duck wrote:
babyCP wrote:^ Someone's in love!

Acknowledging the fact that they're both girls, that'll be quite interesting to see.

Snookims wrote:You don't want to see my cat after he's been in the microwave for 20 minutes.

Payton Bice wrote:I can give you a tutorial.
In, out, in, out.

~Waddle~ wrote:
Howdy wrote:Admin > Moderator.
That guy is so good at math

Payton Bice wrote:G4m3r: another unsucessful internet troll with
barely legible posts and hard to comprehend English. You just gotta
love them internet trolls!

Ramza wrote:CP is all a scam to track people down and kill them.

Egaro wrote:WARNING:
Do not play this game if you do not want to see innocent virtual
kittens shot out of a cannon to their horrible bloody doom.

Hyperhawk wrote:Please PM an Admin the enable your pming

RTL wrote:I think we might just have to make Guest a mod.

Snookims wrote:3 cheers for the crunchy Chinese tasty snack!

Mickey4741 wrote:We shall never know when the world randomly combusts on a marshmallow covered rabbit.

Hyperhawk wrote:Things I like doing:
Sleeping with my dad.

Ramza wrote:But you can breathe?!?!,OMGZERS!

Techno wrote:Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the
warm feeling that it brings.

Ramza wrote:I had a sleepover in Third Grade with some girls and I made out under the bed..

with a stuffed animal.

Kant Sbell wrote:
BT06 wrote:Kant, I envy your brain.

As you should, fool.

Weirdal204 wrote:You have a girl friend Kant danget i was gonna ask you out

Snookims wrote:I think G will give you an Ak-47 and some grenades to finally take Herbert out.

Hellopayton wrote:Well, it's true, you don't need to pull your pants down to see what gender you are.

iWaddle wrote:Dale, don't act like a beach, please!

Cycle22 wrote:
Egaro wrote:

Made with GIMP and Paint. Enjoy!

Send it to CP fan art

Cj wrote:I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

iWaddle wrote:
Cj wrote:I would go to the bathroom and make my own klondike bar.ROFL.

I would take Cj's Klondike Bar for a Klondike Bar!

CC'eh! wrote:
iDieg wrote:For what would you use that money?

Chocolate!

JazzDawg wrote:
TMmoore77 wrote:UNKNOWN

I can write a report with all that information

DarkBoom wrote:
JazzDawg wrote:Muy bien!

فكرة حلوة كتير

In your face, Jazz.

Green Puffle wrote:Lol, CP trading cards:
"Igot the reporter glasses! The final part I needed to unleash the
ultimate card!!! Now I can summon..AUNT ARCTIC!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"

Snookims wrote:YAY! Guild lines!

Egaro wrote:I feel safer with Japanese anime than child molesters...

Dale wrote:
darkgraigirl wrote:I started reporting people because they were like "Kill me! I killed you"

or like shooting. I personally think that's really immature

More like "Ah! You just shot my pixel! Now I'm going to fade awayyy..!"

I Murder Penguins wrote:Every time you say "Domo", "Grue" or "Domo-Kun"..God kills a kitten. Now, there goes three kittens.

Cj wrote:
RTL wrote:Maybe somethings will be done in time for Project Artix.

"Project Artix?Artix?Artix?I've had it with you RTL,get the script right man...."
Cj walks off set drinking his cappuccino

virus ghost wrote:blame canada they teach your kids how to lie and spit

Egaro wrote:
RTL wrote:Boulevard of Broken Dreams dude that song's like 100 years old.

So's your mother, but that doesn't stop you from liking her.

Bloody Tomato wrote:*high fives* You go girlfriend!

BT wrote:
Peterjr1 wrote:

There is this new thing called a keyboard...

Egaro wrote:
Cj wrote:I was younger back then, remember.

That was three days ago...

Unarae wrote:If the newbs want to complain, they can go back to their tinker toys and shadow puppet kits.

iWaddle wrote:
Kingdom Dark II wrote:This is great! Let's pass around "I voted" stickers to the staff, shall we?

iMusicLuvr wrote:
BT wrote:How about you don't use PDN...

I don't.I use PNG

Guest wrote:Who is this RLT pearson you speak of?

Chargers wrote:
Loiy1 wrote:...

That sucks buttcheeks

I suck buttcheeks.

Sovereign wrote:
babyCP wrote:I didn't read what DB said, cause I don't care about anything she says.

Thanks, everyone else.

Kids these days, no respect for their elders.

BiteTheDust wrote:
-YuNg-StUnNa- wrote:Whoa!!!
You guys r so cool! You can poorly diss-out some kid 1000 miles away on
a club penguin forum!

*I*PRAISE*YOU*

WHOA! YOU R SO COOL! YOU CAN GO 60 AND 10 ON A MW2 GAME AND U PLY 24/7!!!1!

*I*PRAISE*YOU*

Hellopayton wrote:
Sjb wrote:
Maria wrote:No, I'm not talking
about video game alignment, or that score you got in quiz sites like
Blogthings (Which reminds me: I'm 47% evil ). I'm talking about your true alignment - D&D style. Which one would you classify yourself as?

-Lawful Good
-Neutral Good
-Chaotic Good
-Lawful Neutral
-Neutral
-Chaotic Neutral
-Lawful Evil
-Neutral Evil
-Chaotic Evil

I'd say I'm Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil if you'd like.
Neutral.
I guess?

~Sjb

Neutral is for open minded people.

Hellopayton wrote:
sevensevenzero wrote:Goodbye LOOO000OOOSERSS

Big Sb wrote:You signed your post twice.

smileygurl wrote:
OhLawdy wrote:
smileygurl wrote:
cutemaddie5 wrote:Am
I the only one who fantasizes about being a Pokemon with a made-up
friend?

No.

I'm I the only one shoe sweats gatorade?

I'm no rocket scientist but I'm sure not a lot of users here are perspirating footwear

Holy REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE - REPORT ME I SWORE...I think that's the worst typo I have ever made..

Maria wrote:Eh, I'd rather not have my desktop look like a windshield in the rain.

AlterBlade wrote:Sjb, you failed miserably at merging that thread...

Maria wrote:
AlterBlade wrote:Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people?

Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math.

by **iGot Issues......** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:20 am

So like, this needs to be unlocked so people can post their quotes they want in there.
It's to much to try and send you a PM, and then wait for you to check it.
Because other Staff members can add them.

~Sjb

by **Maria** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:27 am

Hellopayton wrote:
Sjb wrote:
Maria wrote:No, I'm not talking about video game alignment, or that score you got in quiz sites like Blogthings (Which reminds me: I'm 47% evil ). I'm talking about your true alignment - D&D style. Which one would you classify yourself as?

-Lawful Good
-Neutral Good
-Chaotic Good
-Lawful Neutral
-Neutral
-Chaotic Neutral
-Lawful Evil
-Neutral Evil
-Chaotic Evil

I'd say I'm Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil if you'd like.
Neutral.
I guess?

~Sjb

Neutral is for open minded people.

Anything HP says is pure, hot, sweaty, juicy gold. Heart

by **iGot Issues......** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:28 am

Maria wrote:
Hellopayton wrote:
Sjb wrote:
Maria wrote:No, I'm not talking about video game alignment, or that score you got in quiz sites like Blogthings (Which reminds me: I'm 47% evil ). I'm talking about your true alignment - D&D style. Which one would you classify yourself as?

-Lawful Good
-Neutral Good
-Chaotic Good
-Lawful Neutral
-Neutral
-Chaotic Neutral
-Lawful Evil
-Neutral Evil
-Chaotic Evil

I'd say I'm Chaotic Neutral, or even Neutral Evil if you'd like.
Neutral.
I guess?

~Sjb

Neutral is for open minded people.

Anything HP says is pure, hot, sweaty, juicy gold.

Why yes, yes it is.

by **Maria** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:42 am

I want to have HP's babies.

Hellopayton wrote:
sevensevenzero wrote:Goodbye LOOO000OOOSERSS

by **iGot Issues......** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:46 am

Big Sb wrote:You signed your post twice.

I love my brother.
Sometimes.

EDIT:

Maria wrote:Eh, I'd rather not have my desktop look like a windshield in the rain.

by **AlterBlade** on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:36 pm

Sjb, I don't think so. But fine, I will leave this open. If this gets out of hand one more time, you will not be unlocking this, Sjb. I doubt you will even have any hands left.

by **iGot Issues......** on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 am

Okay, if it gets out of hand, you or me can lock it.
So people, don't get out of hand. >=O

cutemaddie5 wrote:Am I the only one who is a HUGE Pokemon freak on
this forum and spends several hours curled up on a couch or in a corner
playing it?

~Sjb

by **TweezyMan** on Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:24 am

This as to be in there.

Maria wrote:
AlterBlade wrote:Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people?

Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math.

by **iGot Issues......** on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:09 am

Big Cowboys wrote:This as to be in there.

Maria wrote:
AlterBlade wrote:Such a shame that only about 50 of these 9,000 users are on a day. Where are the other 8,500 people?

Woa-WOAAAAAHHHHH. You're so good at math.

Yes, it should.
Done.

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